Tuesday 21 July 2015

MY TOP 10 MONDAYS: best make-out spots in UNILAG


So I’m doing this top ten thingy every Monday and is there a better pilot write up than something that has crossed many peoples minds over time. Common look at it people…… you don’t have a car and back seat romance is awesomely expensive, you don’t have an apartmentoff campus, you don’t live in a BQ and you don’t have friends who do, you don’t wanna go to an hotel because it’s expensive or perhaps cause of the social stigma that tags hotels to prostitution and lack of dignity so this leaves you with the question ‘where on campus can me and my boo make out?’.
So I asked around and did a lil research and these are my top ten make-out spots in UNILAG in no particular order. This should be interesting….
1: Senate love garden 
Its a beautiful place with trees and it’s perfect for just cuddling and light kisses because you’re never alone. Lots of couples around, friends that come to chill, people walking by and there’s always a security personnel around. The rear end under the senate building offers some privacy but it may not be enough if you’re considering going too far. So if you’re thinking of deep sensual crazy romance this isn’t the place for you except you don’t care what people say or you’re just too deep in or blinded by love that you see no one else or maybe the konji is just critical.
2. Faculty of social sciences 
Its a big place with lots of dark corners at night which grants you With lots of options to choosefrom. The security personnel is usually at the gate so you wouldn’t be getting any disturbance while you’re at it.
3. B.O.S aka back of sciences 
I belong to this faculty so I can say for a fact that it’s perfect at night for all sorts but the disadvantage is the mosquitoes have no chill whatsoever. The new chemical engineering building behind the science diploma building offers a secluded spot at night but make sure you take some mosquito repellent and protection too Lol.
4. Julius Berger hall 
The advantage of Julius Berger over the others is that it’s always quiet and empty and can provide a great make-out spot both during the day and at night. Behind the hall right under the staircase pavement has provided services to many couples and still does. So if you’re looking for a spot that’s opened 24/7, when it’s raining or when the sun is scorching with heat then JB hall is the place for you.
5. Lagoon front 
This one is well known and some of y’all probably made-out here before you even got admission into the university. Its a good spot to make out for couples who love a public display of affection or what we call PDA. Its always filled with people you know or people who know you so if you’re scared of casting a secret relationship better keep off. Its a cool spot during the day but at night it’s quite creepy except you have a degree in battling marine spirits or can deal with a stray crab clinging tight to your thing..
6. Department of architecture 
Always very dark at night and has a lot of corners and secluded staircases. There is also the issue of violent mosquitoes but unlike those at sciences that suck blood these ones literally chew flesh. So be prepared for serious multitasking which involves killing mosquitoes and making out at the same time. For those who like to get naked hope you’ve done your medicals because you would be needing it since you would end up with chronic malaria or perhaps need a blood transfusion. So don’t forget the repellents but also is the konji really worth the health issues Lol.
7. Amphitheater 
This is a ‘been there-done that’ spot for most people. I can say this because I’ve seen a lot of popular faces here but errm!!…lets not mention names. The amphitheater is practically the real multipurpose hall. Some of y’all make out here, some have sex here and I’ve seen, some comehere to chill and hangout, some come here to smoke and drink, church services and religious meetings hold here, recreational activities, exercise, working out and so much more. Its quite high with stressful staircases but it offers a grand view of the university and the breeze up there is amazing. Anyways restrict your romantic activities to the late hours because of the church programs except you don’t mind your sins being judged on the spot lol.
8. UBA park
Welcome to the university of Lagos the university of first choice. As you proceed through the main gate look towards your left and behold the UBA park. Besides the grand intro I did it’s actually a beautiful spot although the mosquitoes here are like vampires. The trees provide enough shade that protect you from the sun and it’s a good spot for recreation during the day time but at night more than recreation occurs here. Its quite opened so restrict your naughty deeds to the evenings and for those in the faculty of environmental sciences take your romantic business else where cause you’re at a greater risk of being casted since it’s located just beside your faculty.
9. Indomie bridge 
This is a very busy route that serves as a shortcut between the faculty of sciences and engineering. There are always people around during the day but when the sun sleeps and the moon wakes up this place becomes a perfect make out spot. There is zero disturbance since no security around and people don’t pass there at night. This spot has become an attraction for lovers these days due to its provision of privacy which as put it on our list of top ten make out spots in UNILAG. The downside to this spot is that there is really no where to sit or relax so you would be needing a lot of stamina since most of your romantic endeavors would be carried out while standing. So make sure you have something strong for dinner before anything lol.
10. DLI
Girls in honors hall would be disappointed if this spot doesn’t make the list. The DLI park is a wide space with lots of dark corners at night. Behind the shops of the traders offers a private spot for lovers to get all romantic tho the mosquitoes are kick-ass and would really hinder progress. another spot at the DLI that bursted my head would be the church buses parked along the back gate road. These church buses are never locked so some really desperate couples make use of this crazy and daring opportunity to fulfill their romantic desires and I must say they’ve got some guts. Anyways you won’t need to confess your sins since God’s already watching you in 3D lol.
I’m sure some of you would hate me for casting your secret spot, some of y’all would be thankful that I have provided you with more better options and there are those that would just read for the thrills. Anyways your safety cums first before the pleasure so be safe and take good care of yourselves.
Source : 247parolz.com

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